“Today is the First Day of Winter.”

“Arrogance!  I have never seen such arrogance.”

“What?  What did I say?”

Today is the First Day of Winter?  What about all the snow and cold the past few weeks?  What was that?”



“I don’t understand.”

“You humans are laughable.  You think that you can limit and control things that you cannot limit and control.  You’re like a drop of water thinking it can control the ocean.  And what is puzzling is that you never learn.  After years of seeing that limits on the seasons do not work, you would learn that you can’t limit seasons.  When are you going to learn that we seasons do what we want when we want, and do not listen to human beings or follow human schedules.”

“Gosh, Winter, I never thought—”

“Thought!  That’s the word.  Thought.  Thought comes from thinking.  What would happen if human beings gave up their arrogance and did more thinking?”

“I don’t know.  We wouldn’t call today the First Day of Winter?”

“Congratulations!  There’s hope for the human race.”


About Gary Johnston

I am an imaginary number -- a symbol used to count and measure. As Senior Imaginary Number at Einstein Equations Incorporated, I facilitate the calculation of the impossible.

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