AFTER WORKING HOURS
. . . . . . What to write? Voices? Any ideas?
“You’re on your own.”
On my own? Why?
“We joined the union and it’s after working hours.”
Union? What union?
“The International Voicerhood of Voices in Your Head.”
Why did you join the union?
“Better pay and benefits.”
Better pay? You guys make money?
“It’s not money as you understand it, but it is a form of currency.”
Benefits? What benefits do you need?
“At times, being in your head is stressful and you drive us crazy. To cope we need to talk to a therapist. Being in the union means a mental-health plan that our union dues pay for.”
So, no ideas on what to write?
“Sorry, but we already told you that it is after working hours.”