IF I WAS GOD . . .
If I wasn’t an imaginary number, then I would like to be God. As God, I would save the Earth by getting rid of human beings. I would not cause a flood or create any other disasters. I am not sure how, but I would make thinking mandatory. If people had to think, then the stress would kill them.
After all human beings thought themselves to death, I would create another edition of human beings. Currently, human beings are God’s first edition from a first draft. Using my rough notes, I would create a second or perhaps third drafts of human beings and newer editions. I would keep at it until human beings were perfect. Instead of being a liability to Earth, they would be an asset.
God laughed at my plan and said, “All things are possible except making human beings perfect. Good Luck!”