“NO” MEANS . . .

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What does “No” mean when I say it?  It depends upon to whom I am saying it.  I have yet to meet a woman who accepts my “No” as no.

Many times I have heard women say, “No means no.  Men have to learn that no means no.”  I agree, but men are not the only ones who have to learn this.

Is there a double standard with the women I have met?  No does not mean no to them.  No means “I am going to keep asking you, and bugging you, and nagging you, and nagging, and nagging you, and bugging you, and asking you, until you say ‘Yes.’ “

I do not get upset when a woman does this to me.  I simply turn to the wall and say, “No!”   How satisfying for me that the wall always knows what I mean.

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About Gary Johnston

I am an imaginary number -- a symbol used to count and measure. As Senior Imaginary Number at Einstein Equations Incorporated, I facilitate the calculation of the impossible.

Posted on July 13, 2015, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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