SOME RANDOM THOUGHTS

RAN

Browsing through Canadian income tax law  . . .  If a Canadian company needs to bribe a foreign official to do business in the foreign official’s country, then the bribe (under certain conditions) is tax deductible as a business expense.  Wow!

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What is the difference between taxes and extortion?  Who wants to experience extortion?  No matter how patriotic we are, we do not want to give anything to our country at tax time.

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I was around lots of Chinese women today and none ran away from me.  Is my skin getting lighter?

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Dinner Invitation Advice 101:  Whenever someone invites you to dinner, make sure he or she is not a cannibal.

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People make a big deal out of racial discrimination, but race does not matter when it comes to money.  No matter what your race, Society will kiss your butt if you are rich.  The only color that matters is gold.

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There is no end to my thoughts, but my online access is ending soo–

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About Gary Johnston

I am an imaginary number -- a symbol used to count and measure. As Senior Imaginary Number at Einstein Equations Incorporated, I facilitate the calculation of the impossible.

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