IF I WERE . . .
If I were a snowflake, then I would make sure that I dressed cold enough to last the entire winter.
If I were a dust bunny, then I would protest against vacuum cleaners, electric brooms, mops, and dust foxes.
If I were a dictionary, then I would make sure my life had meaning.
If I were a word, then I would find a page in a nice quiet dictionary, and settle down.
If I were an idea, then I would hide in that airy nothing until a creator gave me a local habitation and a name.
If I were a blog, then I would be about as many topics as there are snowflakes.