IF I WERE . . .


If I were a snowflake, then I would make sure that I dressed cold enough to last the entire winter.


If I were a dust bunny, then I would protest against vacuum cleaners, electric brooms, mops, and dust foxes.


If I were a dictionary, then I would make sure my life had meaning.

17rul1enowtkwjpgIf I were a pencil, then I would show humans that there is more magic in using me to create than in using anything electronic.

eraserIf I were an eraser, then I would remind humans that my very existence speaks volumes about their race.


If I were a word, then I would find a page in a nice quiet dictionary, and settle down.


If I were an idea, then I would hide in that airy nothing until a creator gave me a local habitation and a name.


If I were a blog, then I would be about as many topics as there are snowflakes.


About Gary Johnston

I am an imaginary number -- a symbol used to count and measure. As Senior Imaginary Number at Einstein Equations Incorporated, I facilitate the calculation of the impossible.

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