I heard that while I was in the Universe. I do not remember exactly where in the Universe I was. I think I was in the Here and Now section. I remember thinking, “What if God is not in the Universe? Would She still hear the announcement?”
Where is the Information Desk on the first floor of the Universe? God would know since She created everything. I have never seen any signs. If someone paged me to go to the Information Desk on the Universe’s first floor, then I would not know where to go.
How many floors does the Universe have? Are there so many dimensions per floor?
The Universe is open seven days a week twenty-four hours a day for Eternity. Can you imagine the size of the heating and electric bills?
“God, if you’re in the Universe, please pick up Line One. God, Line One please.”
Did you hear that? Someone called on Line One for God. Who? God’s boss? Who is God’s boss? Did He or She give God commandments? If so, then how many?
What is the telephone number for the Universe? Is it a toll-free telephone number? I must remember to ask these questions, and many, many others, if I ever find the Information Desk on the first floor of the Universe.