OUR MUTUAL DESTRUCTION

What are you doing to ensure our mutual destruction?  Nothing?  I hope you are doing something.

Here is what I am doing to help destroy us:

  • I take sides in any conflict whether local or international.  The side I take is always right, and the other side is always wrong.  This ensures that I see others as separate from me.
  • I hate people who hate and are intolerant.  I do everything in my power to make sure that their hatred and intolerance will not be tolerated.
  • I hold grudges forever.  I never forget.
  • I gossip.
  • I litter.
  • I make sure to get angry, for any reason, at a family member, neighbor, or stranger at least once a day.  (So far I have not found anyone to be angry with today, but the day is not over.  There is still hope.)

These are some of the things I am doing, but our mutual destruction will not happen with me acting alone.  I need your help.  So, please, let us all work together in harmony to help to bring about the end of the world.  Thank you.

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About Gary Johnston

I am an imaginary number -- a symbol used to count and measure. As Senior Imaginary Number at Einstein Equations Incorporated, I facilitate the calculation of the impossible.

Posted on July 21, 2014, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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